Of course I’m supposed to be on Center Court.

Naravno da bih trebao/trebala biti na centralnom terenu.

Which hotel is Dalhausser staying in?

U kojem hotelu je Dalhausser?

No, this is not Cerutti’s stuff and I am not pretending to be Bruno Schmidt… Please don’t arrest me.

Ne, ovo uopće nisu Ceruttijeve stvari i ne glumim da sam Bruno Schmidt… Molim Vas nemojte me uhititi.

What’s there to do for fun? 

Što tamo ima za zabaviti se?

Cheeseburger, no cheese, no onions and no tomatoes please.

Cheeseburger, bez sira, bez luka i bez rajčice molim.

How you doing? (Think Joey from Friends)

Kako si?

What’s the Wi-Fi password?

Koja je šifra za Wi-Fi?

I’ll have a vegan eggs benedict.

Ja ću veganska Benedikt jaja.

Extra avocado please.

S više avokada molim.

Lifeguard! Lifeguard!

Spasilac! Spasilac!

Yes it’s real.

Da, to je stvarno.

Cheers!

Živjeli!

Let’s do the Mexican wave

Napravimo meksički val

Who’s winning?

Tko pobjeđuje?

Wow! Did you see that dive?

Wow! Jesi li vidio tu obranu?

That was a spectacular serve.

Ovo je bio spektakularan servis.

I’m hungry.

Gladan sam./Gladna sam.

Please could I have one of what I’m pointing at – in red?

Molim Vas mogu li dobiti ovo što pokazujem – u crvenom.

One bus ticket please.

Jednu kartu za autobus molim.

Sand, sand everywhere.

Pijesak, pijesak posvuda.

I’m thirsty.

Žedan sam./Žedna sam.

Where can I buy sulfate-free shampoo?

Gdje mogu kupiti šampon bez sulfata?

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Postaje vruće pa skinite svu odjeću.

Is that a beach volleyball in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

Je li to odbojka na pijesku u tvom džepu? Ili si samo sretan što me vidiš?

I like my men like I like my volleyballs… 

Volim svoje muškarce kao što volim svoje odbojkaške lopte…

Can you tell me how to sneak into the VIP section?

Možeš li mi reći kako se mogu ušuljati u VIP zonu?